On The History Of Monkeys or Attack Of The Hormone-Crazed Teenagers

Once upon a time two young monkeys were leaping through the jungle, when they came upon a fruit. They fought over it and knocked the fruit to the jungle floor, where it went "splat" and was ruined. A year passed and the monkeys were leaping through the jungle again, when the boy monkey noticed something about the other monkey; namely, she was a girl. They fought over the fruit, yadda yadda yadda, "splat", yadda yadda yadda. Another year passed, and the monkeys were, yet again, leaping through the jungle, and this time the boy monkey let his female friend take the fruit. She promptly took it and called him stupid, and he was ashamed. They went off through the jungle. Yet another Gregorian calendar year passed, and the monkeys were still doing their monkey business. But a change had occurred in the boy monkey; he was large, pimply and stinky. When the got to the fruit, the boy monkey picked it and handed it to the girl monkey. Then, after she finished eating the fruit, the boy monkey asked, to his confusion, for he didn't even know what it meant, "ooh ohh, ahhaha k." Which in monkey language means, "Wanna make out?" The girl monkey slapped him, and said (I've already translated it) "You don't even know what that means, do you? Well I am disgusted, and I want you to know that if you try anything like that again, we're only leaping through the jungle in groups. Got it?"

Moral: Teenagers are stupid. Except for most of the females. But some times hormones take advantage of the stupidity of the teenager, and make them do something that they don't want to do. Moral of moral: Don't always blame teenagers. Sometimes blame their hormones. Moral of the moral of the moral: Never trust hormone-crazed teenagers. They will bite without provocation.