Happy birthday, i already ate your cake

now i'm a scummy man who can't sleep a blink
but as the ladies on the corner know, i can't help but wink
and there's a dream just 'round the corner
and a headache in my ear
i wish i was on the highway
i wish you were here

i feel like i'm mailing you postcards
from the other side of the room
you think that bananas are funny
and giggle at the word "womb"
(wombat)

and i heard my ex telling you that i change when the sun goes down
when the lights turn off, and heads whirl around
i heard her telling you not to trust me with your life
or your wallet or your keys
and not to give in if i come crawling on bending knees
well don't listen to her honey, she's just bitter
and doesn't know what hit her
and still doesn't realize she broke up with me, not the other way around